Club Simo Aparthotel

Pablo top entertainer lovely man, makes sure everyone is included goes above and beyond to make everyone feel welcome

Pablo was brilliant for the entertainment. He is fantastic with the children. Hotel is great

Pablo the kids entertainer what can I say other then super brilliant with our little girl from start to finish of our holiday he made her day when she saw him!

⸻ ⭐☆☆☆☆ 1/5 If you’re looking for a time machine back to the 1980s… congratulations, you’ve found it. Room: The beds are so old and squeaky that every turn feels like you’re announcing your position to the whole hotel. The air conditioner has a fascinating artificial intelligence — sometimes it works, sometimes it decides you’ve had enough comfort for the day. The furniture looks like it has survived several generations of tourists, and the smell… let’s just say you’ll never forget it. Bathroom: The bathtub is basically an Olympic ice rink. No grab handles, nothing to hold onto except your dignity… which you may also lose. Our child slipped, we slipped, at one point I expected the bathtub to start charging admission. Cleaning: Around 10 minutes per room. Honestly, I don’t blame the cleaners. They were polite and hardworking. It feels like management gives them impossible conditions, so they simply can’t do miracles. Staff: A few genuinely wonderful people who deserve much better than this hotel. Unfortunately, you can count them on one hand. Pool: If you’ve ever wondered what swimming in concentrated chlorine feels like, this is your chance. The entertainment programme is so repetitive that after three days you’ll know it by heart and could probably replace the animation team. Food: Edible. Not unforgettable. Mostly unforgettable for the wrong reasons. Overall: Mallorca is beautiful. The hotel… not so much. We actually changed hotels during our holiday, and suddenly remembered what a vacation is supposed to feel like. Would I come back? Only if someone paid me €3,500 again 😂

It was very nice . Great Animateur .