Pestana Blue Alvor Beach - All Inclusive Hotel

We’ve had a fantastic stay at Pestana Blue Alvor! One of the highlights of our holiday has been the entertainment team. Every evening there has been something different to enjoy, which has kept both adults and children entertained throughout our stay. The whole team work incredibly hard and are always full of energy, enthusiasm and smiles. They have been amazing with the children, making them feel welcome, included and excited to join in with the activities. It’s clear how much effort they put into creating a fun atmosphere for everyone. A huge thank you to the entertainment team for helping make our holiday so memorable. They are a real credit to the hotel, and we can’t wait to return! 😊🌟

Fabio Goncalves was incredible!! At reception he was so helpful at giving info on water park!Also he descibed the rides and was great 🤗 soooo helpful!!!

Great location, 5min walk to the beach Food and drinks availability excellent Room was good but was a bit small as a family room The elevator in the hotel is very slow and not easy to use

Pestana Blue Alvor: Where Five Stars Go to Die Room Type: Classic Sea View Stay: 16.05.2026 — 22.05.2026 | 6 Nights Guests: 2 Adults + 1 Child | All Inclusive Travel: From UK “I have travelled extensively and stayed at properties across Europe, but Pestana Blue Alvor managed to achieve something truly remarkable — it made me question the entire concept of a five star rating. Let me start with the food. All inclusive sounds wonderful until you realise “all inclusive” means the exact same buffet, repeated identically, for five consecutive days. By day three we were playing “spot the difference” with our plates. There was none. Zero creativity, zero variety, zero effort. Even our two and a half year old got bored of the food — and toddlers eat the same thing every day by choice. Our little one fell ill during the stay. High fever, cough, the works. We approached reception asking for something as basic as a first aid kit. The response was a blank stare followed by a shrug. A five star hotel with a sick child on the premises and not a single plaster, thermometer or basic medical provision available. Absolutely unacceptable. Speaking of reception — rude doesn’t quite cover it. Cold, dismissive, and about as welcoming as a passport control queue. Every interaction felt transactional at best and hostile at worst. There was no warmth, no initiative, no basic human hospitality. It genuinely felt like the entire hotel was being run by robots who had been briefly shown what a smile looks like but never quite mastered the execution. The language barrier was a serious issue throughout. We understand we are in Portugal — we respect that entirely. But a five star international hotel charging five star prices must have staff capable of basic English communication. On multiple occasions we were met with blank looks, wrong orders, and complete miscommunication that left us feeling invisible. Our toilet leaked for the duration of our stay. We reported it. Nothing happened. We reported it again. Still nothing. By day four we had simply accepted the slow drip as background ambience. The all inclusive restaurants — Luigi and Fuego — sound wonderful on paper. Getting a table is another matter entirely. We were told to book immediately on check in or forget it. Fine. But when one restaurant is closed on certain days with zero communication it renders the promise of dining variety completely hollow. We paid for a Classic Sea View room — the only thing that lived up to its description was the sea view. Everything else was anything but classic. This is not five stars. This is not even close. This is a property coasting on its location and its rating whilst delivering an experience that belongs firmly in the two star category. Save your money. Save your holiday. Go elsewhere. The Algarve is beautiful. This hotel does not deserve to be in it.”

12 of us have just returned from a weeks stay at the Pestana Blue Alvor Beach We didn't expect fine dining at an all-inclusive hotel, but this was the poorest I've experienced 2/5 at best, barely warm with little or no variation. Hotel was disorganised, tried to book a meal at one of the 2 speciality restaurants on site, took nearly 6 days to finally get a table confirmed, we wish we hadn't bothered, nearly half the menu was being brought up from the all-inclusive buffet downstairs!!! The staff tried to blame us for the confusion booking the table, giving various excuses depending on which member of staff you spoke to. They even said the confusion was down to the fact that 2 couples out of the 6 had to have their rooms swapped because of the foul smell coming from the bathrooms made it impossible to use the rooms. They also used the same excuse when failing to make up our room one day Would not recommend