SplashWorld Aqualand Resort

Absolutely brilliant resort… if you enjoy living off salad, bread rolls and chips for 7 consecutive days while questioning your life choices. Housekeeping really encourage self-sufficiency too — tea and coffee aren’t replaced, because apparently once you’ve had one cup you should’ve planned better. Now, if you’re a foodie, prepare yourself for a culinary experience unlike any other: buffet food that somehow manages to be boiling on the outside and arctic on the inside at the exact same time. Truly groundbreaking technology. They do rotate the meals daily though, so one day the flavourless slop is beige, and the next day it’s slightly darker beige. Breakfast was also a treat. Nothing says “luxury holiday” quite like tinned cocktail sausages pretending to be part of an English breakfast. Egg, beans and toast became less of a meal and more of a long-term relationship. The snack bar from 10–6 was another highlight. Hot dogs lovingly steamed into submission all day long. The buns deserve special recognition too — somehow soft on top and capable of breaking teeth underneath. Both rooms came with complimentary ant colonies. Not just one or two ants either — full communities. Spoke to regular guests who confirmed the ants are basically part of the entertainment package at this point. Had to source ant spray ourselves, so shoutout to the local shops for doing housekeeping’s job. The water park, to be fair, was genuinely brilliant. The wave pool was fantastic and almost distracted us from the lingering aroma of raw sewage around the main pool sunbathing area. Almost. The all-inclusive drinks were exactly what you’d expect: mysterious spirits that leave you feeling like your liver has been lubricated with engine oil. Fancy cooling down in your room during the day? Hilarious. The AC only comes on at 22:55 because apparently comfort is a privilege earned after surviving the heat all day. Entertainment was beautifully repetitive too. In one week we managed to enjoy karaoke twice, quizzes twice, dance competitions twice… honestly felt like Groundhog Day but with more screaming children and warm lager. Perfect resort for young families who enjoy drinking heavily while their children achieve complete independence somewhere around the pool area. The beds were another luxury touch — rock solid mattresses paired with sheets seemingly designed for a single bed despite being on a larger one. Sleeping felt less like resting and more like serving a prison sentence. And finally, the bins being collected at 10pm on a Tuesday night was the perfect ending. Nothing complements a relaxing holiday atmosphere quite like industrial metal crashing noises while half the resort is still hammered by the pool bar. Overall: just give it a miss unless your dream holiday involves ants, sewage fumes, mystery meat and surviving exclusively on chips.

Where is the animation team? We are here for the second time now and our first experience was much more entertainment. Could be it is early may? It will help when you have a enthousiast animation team to get your day going. All the other things we know it is great. Lovely people and very lovely personel who helps you immediatly if you have a question.

We had a really great time at Aqualand Resort ! Our room ( number 2311) had beed recently renovated and looked very nice. The food was tasty with many options, and all the hotel staff were friendly and helpful. The wave pool was something new for us and the artificial waves were a lot of fun! The park itself was clean, well-maintained, and offered plenty of slides for both kids and adults. I definitely recommend it for families, but also for couples who want to have fun and relax. We had an awesome vacation and have already booked to go back in July 2026!

We had read some older reviews and, honestly, were a bit hesitant about this trip. However, everything at Aqualand Resort turned out to be fantastic, so I’d say don’t always trust the bad reviews. Our stay was excellent—the room was nice and newly renovated. The food suited my tastes, and my three boys enjoyed it as well. We spent most of our time at the wave pool, which was a fun new experience for us. Everyone on the staff was polite, especially the reception team, who were super kind. Konstantina, in particular, was very helpful. The reception always had the information I needed, whether it was about taxis, excursions, recommended restaurants, or highlights of Corfu. A big thanks to Aqualand Resort. We usually don’t go back to the same place twice, but we will definitely be coming back here.

Great hotel,lovely experience,plentiful and tasteful buffets,cleanliness and courteous staff.Congrats ! Relaxing and entertaining.